Valentine's Day, Adoption Group Get-Together, etc.

I sucked at Valentine's Day this year. Basically my mother and Steve's mother got cards with photo of Micah washing dishes in the kitchen sink, while sitting nekkid in the sink (will post that later) and my friend Janet got a Barack Obama Valentine that was just too perfect, also with the gratuitous nekkid baby photo, and that was it.

On Friday Thea and I also made twelve gift buckets for the kids at the mini-reunion of our first adoption travel group - she wimped out after about bucket number six or seven. They had a semi-Valentine-sy/Easter-ishy theme. Her Valentine's present from us was two sets of swim goggles, since last summer's pair popped a lens and it doesn't seem to stay there when put back in. Cards came from Christine, Oma, Aunt Shannon (who did a photo card of Willi that was adorable and makes me feel guilty that I haven't done anything like that with the kids since Micah's been home.) In my defense, Micah has also sported a number of bruises, his stitches and a scratch next to his right eye so having him looking like something other than a posterchild for some anti-child abuse agency hasn't been the easiest thing in the world) and my mother's neighbor, Miss Cora. Oma also sent a small box of chocolates for each of them that I've been doling out slowly.

The ChongQing adoption group reunion was great, ten little girls and Micah, who seemed to do pretty well with the attention (and he also managed not to whack or hit anyone or anything, not to break anything and not to flush any foreign objects down our friends' commode. Big sigh of relief.) The nice thing is that most everyone who has used the adoption agency again hates them almost as much if not more than we do, the bad thing was that one of the mom's from another travel group is friends with someone who works at the adoption agency. Wish I knew that before shooting off my mouth, but a big part of me is saying, "So what?" Nothing I said was untrue: Other than the whole miserliness with information and unreturned phone calls, which seems to be standard treatment across the board, finding out that there would be another family traveling with us to Wuhan from Marleen, one of the mom's from our ChongQing group, and not from the agency itself, is totally illustrative of how poorly the agency staff communicates with its families.

I only wish that I had the courage that another mom in our group did in filling out the questionnaire after their second adoption trip. She told them exactly what she thought; I just tossed the form, thinking that I was not going to waste my time providing the agency with feedback that would probably be ignored anyway. One more post-placement assessment in July and we're done with them forever and ever.

Thea's over at Emily's for a playdate - which is a really Yippy-Skippy moment since she usually prefers to do playdates here, in her comfort zone. Micah is napping, and I need to get him up or he'll be up forever tonight. The Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle and I aren't getting along at the moment, and the mouse on our computer seems to have something along the lines of Parkinson's or a seizure disorder. Janet's crockpot ginger beef recipe is in the crockpot, and with any luck will be done by dinner time. There will be a memorial service for our oven, which has taken brief and none-to-brief sabbaticals before, but now seems to be just a little more dead than usual.

Enter The Year of the Rat

Be forewarned, this post contains references to urine, feces and snot, and their roles in my recent life. If it's not your cup of tea, stop reading now and move on to a blander blog.

The Lunar New Year is off to a rather inauspcious start at our house. Wednesday Thea's school had a performance at the Princeton Senior Resources Center. She went to the rehearsal the day before, had been singing the songs around the house and in the car and was otherwise totally ready. Until the moment arrived, the children all marched out and she crumbled like a house of cards and started to cry.

And she spent the remainder of the performance on my lap.

The next day the performance was repeated at school for the Lawrence Day School students (Ying Hua and LDS share the same building), and she participated in the entire show. So much for rearranging schedules, having Steve home to do Micah's session with Ela, etc.

Thursday came and I arrived home to find that a glazed earthenware bowl that had been my grandmother's had an accident. The bowl had survived twelve years of me using it while I lived in DC, the moved to Philadelphia and two moves once in Philadelphia, the relocation to Princeton and seven years here. I loved that bowl because I can see my grandmother grating cabbage - and she always let me have some with just the vinegar and oil on it, before the mayonnaise went in and made it yucky.

And I know that it's people that matter, not possessions - but that bowl was a link to a person, and that person was enormously important to me.

Steve said it was in too many pieces, but he kept the pieces in a plastic bag - and it wasn't quite as bad as the "totally shattered" that he told me. Five large pieces, one shard and a chip, and with Elmer's glue and 3M tape, the bowl is back. Nurses and tape, baby - miracles can happen.

All of the above is almost insignificant compared to Friday's events. Thea was annoyed at the computer and threw two major tantrums - one of which I called Steve so he could listen in on the tirade. She got a 15 minute time-out from using the computer twice, and howled like I was pulling her eyelids over her head until they touched her butt. By dinner she was back to good humor - which was a good thing since Steve was trotting out to a bridge tournament. The whole theme of any of her tantrums is I WANT IT AND I WANT IT N-O-W. And since my membership at Our Lady of Instant Gratification has lapsed, it really gets her going. During one of the snot and tears tirades, I had to get a tissue and wipe her face and get her to blow her nose, only to have her scream at me I WANT MY BOOGIES BAAAAAAACK. Much as I would have like to have obliged, I might not have been willing to return them to the same orifice from which they emerged.

After dinner and clean-up, Thea went upstairs to get ready for bed. I was downstairs, stripping off Micah's clothes to throw in the wash. He indicated that he also wanted his diaper off. It was soggy and warm, so I figured I had a few seconds to dump it in the garbage and grab a new one. A few seconds for the little hoser to unleash the contents of his bladder onto the kitchen floor, and then try to splash around in it.

So after mopping up after the mess, kicking myself for my stupidity, I went upstairs with him. Thea was on the potty, I went to get my pajamas on and grab Micah's pajamas and undershirt, seconds really, just a few seconds.

During which Thea got off the potty, after pooping, giving Micah the opportunity to shove the toilet brush in and stir up a nice batch of turd soup, and then walk around the bathroom carrying the dribbling brush.

Nasty boy. And Thea, who usually starts hollering if he looks at her funny for thinking about hitting her some time next week, remained silent throughout this, so as an AWACS system, she is somewhat selective and therefore sucks.

So the two little beasts got tossed in the tub, I washed off my feet, and since it was after 9 pm and my mother is usually asleep by then, I was unable to call and ask her what was her magic formula for not killing my brother and me because I needed that particular incantation and I needed it N-O-W. Thea paddled around in the tub for almost an hour, relieving me of having to do bedtime stories.

Saturday, other than making them breakfast and getting them dressed, they were Steve's problem. I went to see Juno, probably the first movie that I've gone to in almost two years - it was great, but I could have lived without the ten minutes of commercials before the previews. Much more annoying than the music and slide-show advertisements from back in the day.

Tonight I settled for The Nanny Diaries on PPV. The book was better.

So much for Lunar New Year, I'm already looking forward to the Year of the Ox.

Define Yourself

Another blog I read had a link to http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz_83.html - how would you be defined in the dictionary. I put in all of our names, first/middle/last and got the following:

Me: (adjective) fuzzy to the touch
Thea: (noun) a real life muppet
Micah: (noun) a man who falls into the outhouse and dies
Steve: (noun) a dance with little or no clothing

Unfortunately, it doesn't give you the same definition if you go back and re-enter the information, so I may have taken liberties with the exact phrasing of Steve's definition, but I swear it did involve the concepts of dancing and nudity.

The second time through with my name came up with banshee-like, which I like even less than the first one; how dare a web-site presume to know the state of my waxed-ness (or lack thereof.)

Who makes up these stupid things?

Time off from the Blog-o-Sphere

Micah, wearing his BAHA, driving the tractor at the Please Touch Museum in Philadelphia

BAHA-less Micah with his Velcro sunglasses


Thea's New Year's Day masterpieces




Chef Thea with puffy hat created by her Mom

Thea's unique take on fashion: The "I'm Everything" Look

I have been full of good intentions that have not manifested into action, at least regarding writing up a new post. The plague departed, the Christmas holiday came and went, New Year's came and went, and all the stuff I wanted to write about is just a big blobby mass in my brain now that it's the middle of January. And I am a slug. Big time.

Big news: Thea is reading The Backyardigans Ready-to-Read series, which is just amazing since we've not exactly been doing anything more than reading to her and sounding out letters.

Micah has about 30+ words or so, which means he's moving up to about the equivalent of a one-year old in terms of speech (supposedly the average one year old has command of about fifty words). Not that he uses them consistently and some almost never on command.

Tomorrow thanks to the MLK holiday there is no PIG (parent-infant group) at Summit Speech School, which will be a nice break. Micah seems to benefit from whatever they're doing with the kids, but the mommies group is going to be the death of me. Same stories, same schticks, different week - and it would probably be horrible un-PC of me to say, can I just go read a book in the lobby? Considering that the school codes the time we're there as 'respite' care, it would be nice if it were a true respite instead of listening to the same predictable stuff from the same people week in and week out.

Thea, Micah and I went to the Please Touch Museum in Philadelphia last week - where the parking rates have risen even beyond the extortion I remember while I was a student at Penn. The parking was 2/3 of what it cost in admission fees to the museum for the three of us. It will be interesting to see what the museum will turn into when it moves to Fairmont Park sometime this year - and if there will be a parking fee.

Six months have passed since Micah's adoption. Our social worker came on New Year's Day for the post-placement interview, and Friday I finally summoned the strength to take Micah for his bloodwork. Two sticks, because his first vein collapsed. The two phlebotomists had the second tourniquet on and the vein tapped before I could have a fit (Micah's fit was already in progress and was mostly due to being held tight rather than being stuck.) Wednesday I take him in to see the doctor for the paperwork that goes along with the labs.

And in only 41 days, the boy turns two. . . .

The Plague descends upon our house . . .

We're all sick or getting sick: Micah's had a miserable cough for more than a week, keeping him (and us) awake at night and just making life hard, especially since he's not eating much. (He is still drinking his bottles of formula and sippy cups of water.) His cough is so harsh, I half expect to hear the wet splat of a lung hitting the wall. He and I finally went to see the doctor yesterday, and he's now on azithromycin - and we'll see how things go over the next few days. Micah is so much better than Thea at taking medicine. Thea started with a cough and runny nose Friday, I've had something lurking in my sinuses on and off for a couple weeks, we just need to get better before Christmas.

I got most of our holiday cards out this week, with a few stragglers here and there. Next year, back to shutterfly.com or kodakgallery.com. Now if I could just get motivated to do the Christmas shopping.

The Bureau of Vital Statistics re-issued Micah's New Jersey birth certificate, so the Bite-Me comment can be rescinded. Despite the screw up with the file number, it still took less time than Thea's birth certificate.

By stock in Kimberly-Clark, the only holiday decor in our house is fluffy drifts of tissues all overthe place.

Potty-less in Princeton

I'm shamelessly riffing off of one of my favorite blogs, http://www.cluelessincarolina.blogspot.com/. If you read the Crayola Factory post, you're aware that on Friday, my dear sweet Micah flushed a small plastic bottle down the powder room commode. This is the potty of first resort when you have a four-year old whose executive planning skills doesn't include making time to use the bathroom. Out of commission for the weekend, hike to the upstairs bathrooms, plan ahead.

The very nice plumber came Monday afternoon, gave the toilet the equivalent of an endoscopy with the snake, pulled the toilet, gave it the equivalent of a colonoscopy and said that there is the perfect place for something this size to wedge itself, beyond the reach of the snake. So the toilet got taken - likely to be replaced on Wednesday. The plumber's boss called and said they'd give it one more try in the shop before declaring it dead.

So right now we have a gaping hole in the powder room floor, stuffed with half a roll of paper towels to prevent sewer gas from making its presence known and morning will bring either the old almond porcelain toilet back to us, or a new white one. For the sake of expense, I hope it's the old one, but since the plumber said that it was likely a lost cause and new toilets do not come with seats, the kids and I went to Home Depot and bought a toilet seat - and a new kitchen faucet.

This was after schlepping for the third trip to UPS in Hamilton/Trenton to try and pick up my prescription pads. They must be signed for and handed to a live person, so what I usually do afte the delivery notice arrives is get on the UPS web site and have them held for pick-up. It's been a fairly routine, every six month occurance since I started working at the family practice in 2001. Wednesday the delivery came, and since we were all at the ophthalmologists' office, the notice was on the door. That night I put the hold notice in the computer. Thursday morning Micah and I go to UPS on our way down to Columbus. Hours have changed, the pick-up/drop-off place now opens at 11:30. Bite me, UPS.

So we stop off on the way home from work/day care on Thursday and the package is out for delivery, whoever is in charge of pulling it FAILED to do her job. Bite the other butt cheek, UPS.
Friday, we bailed and went to Crayola, so another day lost - for a package that allegedly will only be held at UPS until December 5th. Finally on Monday after picking up Thea at school, we went one more time and got the package. Fortunately, my supply of Rx pads is not completely used up so I was only flipping out over the number of trips there in a world where gasoline is almost $3/gallon.

Bite Me, NJ Bureau of Vital Statistics

Back in mid-October, on a Wednesday when Ela wasn't able to come for Micah's session, he and I zipped down to the Bureau of Vital Statistics to apply for his NJ birth certificate. I was thrilled that the person who had helped me with Thea's application had not yet retired, brought all my papers and then some, and we got through the whole process and went home to wait. The wait for Thea's NJ birth certficiate to arrive was around four months, and that was considered very, very fast.

So imagine my utter delight when right around Thanksgiving, Micah's NJ birth certificate arrived in our mailbox. I went to the Yahoo group for NJ parents with children adopted from China and posted my surprise and happiness. . . .

. . . .and then last week a letter arrives from BVS asking me to return those birth certificates because they had the wrong file number on them. And the office sent an envelope but didn't even have the decency to put postage on it, considering it was its error, not mine. So today, after seething quietly about this, I finally copied everything (including the envelope because the person who had written the accompanying letter wrote on it so that it would come back to her) and sent it off.

Maybe obtaining Micah's passport will be trouble-free part of this whole documentation process. . . . I doubt it - and it worries me because when I do apply for it, I have to surrender the one and only copy of his Certificate of Citizenship. It is returned with the passport, but considering even expedited processing isn't really expedited, giving that up, hoping it doesn't get lost in the processing, is more than I can handle right now. And we're not going anywhere anytime soon anyway.