Define Yourself

Another blog I read had a link to http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz_83.html - how would you be defined in the dictionary. I put in all of our names, first/middle/last and got the following:

Me: (adjective) fuzzy to the touch
Thea: (noun) a real life muppet
Micah: (noun) a man who falls into the outhouse and dies
Steve: (noun) a dance with little or no clothing

Unfortunately, it doesn't give you the same definition if you go back and re-enter the information, so I may have taken liberties with the exact phrasing of Steve's definition, but I swear it did involve the concepts of dancing and nudity.

The second time through with my name came up with banshee-like, which I like even less than the first one; how dare a web-site presume to know the state of my waxed-ness (or lack thereof.)

Who makes up these stupid things?