The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Is there any show more ridiculous? How do they recruit 'housewives' for this tackiness? Wanted: useless, spoiled woman who is as far from the description of an actual housewife as possible to whine, spend more money than the average American earns in a year in one thirty-minute episode and who is a friend to silicone, liposuction and Botox, to make a complete ass of one's self and tarnish the already tarnished repuation of the Garden State? Atrocious northern Jersey accent optional. Pretentiousness masquerading as manners also optional

The original show was slightly humorous in a strange way, but the spin-offs of the spin-offs of the spin-offs have just run the concept straight into the ground.